Why things are awkward between me and klothos

Well, it’s a little embarasing, but I have discovered that klothos has secretly been performing clandestine genetic experiments on me using fast acting nanobots. I think it must be hapening when I sleep. When I confronted her about it, she admitted it, well sort of. She said that she was “working on some stuff” and that there was “technology” involved and most interestingly that she “didn’t know what was wrong with me”.
Since then things haven’t been the same, I’m not sure exactly why. I hope that the nano experiments end soon then perhaps things will no longer be awkward.


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klothos
California

“Discovered”? You act like it was all you! But I distinctly remember sending you that Hallmark card with the front that said,

Congratulations! You’re being used for Clandestine Genetic Experiments!

(although I did find it odd that Hallmark has a whole line of those… o.O )

Well, enjoy the flowers I sent as an apology.

And remember to smell them.

Deeply. You know. With your nose… in the flower petals.

And no, there’s no reason. Just do it.


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