What klothos has done in 2008

Recent stories by and about klothos

How I met KusariKahn

I met Dylon here at 43People. He is one awesome fellow! Although unlike my sister and husband he is neither an alien nor a ninja, he is well worth knowing for his heat- and bastard-seeking particle cannons and missile launchers to rent, and, more impressively, the chain mail he makes.

Why I want to meet Maddox

He seems a lot like one of my friends ~ a complete a$$hole but someone you can just BS with for hours. he seems like he’d be a fun jerk to be around.

for… at least a little while.

i’d like to go out for pizza and beer with him.

Why I want to meet Steve Almond

I would love to bring Steve Almond a bag of candy and discuss our mutual Candyfreakishness… the entire time I was reading his work I felt like I was reading myself. So much of what he admits to are things I’ve done myself.

Why I want to meet Brian Greene

I think his work is fantastic, and I absolutely love his ability to think outside the box. I am in absolute awe of this man! I’d love to meet him and just shake his hand (I think IRL I’d be terrified of actually trying to discuss physics with him! o.O )...

Why I admire norman reedus

I think he’s a fabulous actor, and blush he has eyes like my current lover! WOW how breath-taking. And he seems to be One Interesting Fellow.

... I should hope he’s not one of these people that’s pretty until they open their mouth and start talking! .

Why things are awkward between me and klothos

Well, it’s a little embarasing, but I have discovered that klothos has secretly been performing clandestine genetic experiments on me using fast acting nanobots. I think it must be hapening when I sleep. When I confronted her about it, she admitted it, well sort of. She said that she was “working on some stuff” and that there was “technology” involved and most interestingly that she “didn’t know what was wrong with me”.
Since then things haven’t been the same, I’m not sure exactly why. I hope that the nano experiments end soon then perhaps things will no longer be awkward.

Why I like rubyyot

He’s so f*ing H-core, seriously. This guy’s head can stop deers in their tracks from a mile away! ... which he then ignites with his laser eyes—instant deer jerky!

He has ninja powers so 133+ you can’t even see him… at night… in his black clothes… in the shadows. And he can creep up on anybody (wearing their iPod turned up to full volume).

His code is faster than a speeding bicycle!
He walks stealthier than a great big man in heavy steel-coated boots!
And his poetry is more poetic than a fistful of eyeballs.

You should hang out with him and share a fried tofu sandwich sometime, it’s awesome. WORD

One thing you probably didn't know about Fereshteh, NaNoWriMo-er Extraordinare \(^-^)/

She’s my sister! .

We grew up together, in the wastelands of suburbia. on the outskirts of Van’resh Taijarkle. This is a city in the lesser known province of North Saturnalia, on the planet of Saturn.

Sometimes visits to our family back home get rough, as we have to change out of our human girl suits but after that unpleasantness things go more smoothly.

Once when we were playing in Saturn’s ice rings she hit me with a snow rock the size of a car! I still have the scar….


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